Every now and then, a friend will share something with you that you will never forget no matter how hard you try. No. I’m not talking about an S.T.D. (although I would agree that this, too, would be quite memorable).
This photo was sent my way to display the true talent of our local critters. The snake in this picture was scaling a column at her house. She took the photo. Not google. And she doesn’t live too far away either. It’s a display of nature’s incredible mastery of the elements, and this creature’s dexterity is terrifying. These animals truly become one with the earth around them.
After further research, I have learned that snakes typically limit this kind of climbing to structures with stone or brick exterior walls. Lucky for me, our new home is all brick. So ultimately I am good if wolves come knocking but may be hosed if and other animal invaders appear.
Consequently I have come to the conclusion that one of the outcomes below will probably occur in the near future:
- I will build a giant bubble around our brick house and cover it with baby oil to make sure that those suckers will slide off.
- I will never sleep again.
- I will be getting a brand new snakeskin handbag with matching shoes.
Any votes? (Pick the bag and shoes!)
😉 Jo
***Thanks for the memories soul sister K!
(Nooooo I wouldn’t really hurt the snake. With that said, he better stay outside or all bets are off.)
Momentum of Joy 
Aug 09, 2017 @ 18:30:15
And people wonder why I live in a city…..
Aug 09, 2017 @ 18:39:10
Yeah they are there, too. Don’t tempt fate lady. 😉
Aug 09, 2017 @ 18:39:48
But the snakes I know all wear shoes and hair gel……
Aug 09, 2017 @ 18:41:39
Trust me. Those live in suburbia, too.
Aug 09, 2017 @ 18:44:06
I’m not sure which one is yuckier and more dangerous
Aug 09, 2017 @ 19:01:23
(the ones with hair gel)
Aug 09, 2017 @ 19:16:48
True dat…..
Aug 09, 2017 @ 19:00:31
I like the bubble and baby oil idea. Snake-A-Way repellent might be another related idea.
Aug 09, 2017 @ 19:34:24
I think the bubble is my only option. I own snake-a-way but it’s apparently just yard decor. Snakes don’t care about it, and any small effect is gone once it rains. We are doing chicken wire on the fence around the yard but the front of the house is all brick. So yes – the bubble it is!
Aug 09, 2017 @ 19:40:03
I also heard that snake-a-way might be no better than smelling salt. Therefore, bubble it is. Take care … stay safe.
Aug 09, 2017 @ 19:40:24
You too lovebug! 🙂
Aug 09, 2017 @ 19:16:18
the bag and shoes sounds like a plan! 🙂 and me, I would hurt that sucker! lol. Not a fan of snakes noooo! xxx
Aug 09, 2017 @ 19:32:28
Hahahaha!
Aug 09, 2017 @ 20:40:45
Wow! I thought the little 18 incher out in our gardens was bad. Yikes!
Aug 09, 2017 @ 21:37:01
I know. It’s just not ok. Non-venemous? Non-caring about that! Non-wanting any snake scaling my walls!!
Aug 09, 2017 @ 20:42:06
Yikes!
Aug 09, 2017 @ 21:35:55
Yes. Very much yes.
Aug 10, 2017 @ 03:12:11
I thought our little 18 inchers in our gardens were bad! Wow. 😮 I’m not a snake lover either…
Aug 10, 2017 @ 00:52:41
Bubble and baby oil best option 🙂
Aug 10, 2017 @ 05:58:29
I agree!
Aug 10, 2017 @ 00:53:13
Or you can move to the city 🙂 🙂
Aug 10, 2017 @ 05:58:53
Yeah that’s a big misconception about the city. They have them there, too!
Aug 10, 2017 @ 06:14:24
In Dallas you mean? Seriously?
Aug 10, 2017 @ 06:24:00
Any city. Think about the sewer system and the ponds and bayous. They are everywhere. Like coyotes. You would never believe it, but it’s true!
Aug 10, 2017 @ 06:25:24
You do have a point.
Aug 10, 2017 @ 07:29:48
Um. I need to go. That thing might crawl through the computer and try to get me.
Is Voldemort sending his friends before he descends upon your town?
Try all 3 options. And here’s a fourth, just for fun. Start buying up predators until you have an entire eco food chain in your town to keep everything in balance and away from you.
I need to find a sealed crypt and crawl in.
Aug 10, 2017 @ 07:34:10
Vampires are all the rage now so crypt rental space might be tricky. Perhaps you can call HGTV for tips???
Aug 10, 2017 @ 07:35:38
Good plan. If you don’t hear from me, I ended up taking a job as a snake dancer.
Aug 10, 2017 @ 07:36:54
👯🐍👯🐍👯
Aug 10, 2017 @ 16:19:36
Your combination of creative photos and witty writing equals great blogging. We’ve got a new short called PHONESTRUCK. Please come on by and comment to let us know what you think. Hope to see you there mojo
Aug 17, 2017 @ 00:20:28
Thanks Gastradamus! I’ll check it out! 🙂
Aug 10, 2017 @ 17:08:41
You know my vote – bag and shoes! But oh my gosh! I’m so creeped out. I mean, thanks for sharing, but I’ll never be your neighbor unless you share the bubble! xo
Aug 15, 2017 @ 17:31:18
We would look fabulous!
Aug 10, 2017 @ 23:47:32
Hmmmm…. Not a fan at all Jo.😎😎 Anything to repel them is just fine. 💨💨🏃🏃Please stay safe.👍
Aug 15, 2017 @ 17:31:36
Ha! Thanks lovebug!
Aug 11, 2017 @ 18:11:23
EEEEEEEEEKKKK!!! Holy crap!!! Bubble! Def Bubble! F*** it!
Aug 11, 2017 @ 19:02:55
You said it girl!
Aug 11, 2017 @ 19:06:48
It’s like on those paranormal haunted house shows when you see a guy finally get the crap scared out of him and starts running from the house and you KNOW he’s saying, F***itF***itF***itF***it!
Aug 12, 2017 @ 02:09:01
I leave Tracy shaped holes in the walls if I see so much as a garden spider. If I clapped eyes on a snake, I would have a coronary. I cannot look at that picture again. Ever. UNSEE UNSEE!
Aug 14, 2017 @ 09:26:07
No. No nope. Nah. We once had a garter snake in our basement and my husband had to talk me out of breaking the lease.
Aug 15, 2017 @ 17:28:05
Hahaha! I’m with you! Outside is ok (from a distance). Inside is not ok (I don’t care how far away it may be – it’s too close!)
Aug 16, 2017 @ 00:22:11
The exact spots where I’ve seen snakes on my walks are burned into my consciousness forever. Totally agree. … Glad to find your blog and have you in my WP network.
Aug 16, 2017 @ 00:38:09
Isn’t it interesting how they access this completely primal place in our psyche. Don’t they know that my psyche is ragged enough already?? Thanks so much for the comment. With a name like Someone, I just know that we will be friends. 😉
Aug 17, 2017 @ 20:00:35
Oh gosh, when it comes to snakes, I get goosebumps!
Aug 18, 2017 @ 09:03:07
I get jumpy. Same thing with creepy bugs! Bleh!
Aug 24, 2017 @ 05:34:14
Omg, this is the first I have seen climbing a building
Aug 24, 2017 @ 22:09:48
Me, too. Freaky stuff, isn’t it!!
Aug 25, 2017 @ 04:03:02
Baaaaaaaad scary
Sep 26, 2017 @ 04:14:30
😮 Jeeze she doesn’t live far away!!!!
Sep 26, 2017 @ 04:16:59
What’s the worst harm it could do?
Sep 26, 2017 @ 05:34:04
That’s a question I avoid at all cost Andrew. 😉
Sep 26, 2017 @ 06:09:21
Yes 🙂
Sep 26, 2017 @ 05:33:32
Nope.