Hey sweet thang…why don’t you come over here and have a seat by me…
While hanging out at my parents’ house today, my daughter went up to my mom to tell her how amused she was with their dog. My daughter’s exact words were, “He’s so funny! He hugged me around my leg, and then he started dancing up and down!”
Oh. Em. Gee.
And she wasn’t kidding. Between this today and the Dominatrix Barbie avatar scene from yesterday, this kid is killing me.
Momentum of Joy 
Jul 20, 2017 @ 19:38:25
You are SO funny !!! I think your daughter is ABSOLUTELY PRECIOUS !!
Thanks for sharing, jan
Jul 20, 2017 @ 19:20:44
She’s so sweet that I can’t help but laugh. I’m so glad that she that to my mom and not me!
Jul 20, 2017 @ 20:46:46
Oh my! What is going on in the house of MoJo! Too funny. She’ll remember that in the future. Maybe the dog needs its own Dominatrix doll.
Jul 20, 2017 @ 19:50:37
This wasn’t even my house this time! What is happening to my crazy crew???
Jul 20, 2017 @ 20:51:17
Better to get it all out in one week so next week is totally calm?
Jul 20, 2017 @ 19:52:36
You must not have children.
Jul 20, 2017 @ 20:52:57
Nope. So I should shut my mouth now.
Jul 20, 2017 @ 20:11:38
No not at all! It’s just funny bc saying that next week will be calm is like telling an actor good luck before they go on stage. You NEVER tempt fate like that. 😉
Jul 20, 2017 @ 21:13:29
Hmm… OK, I take it back! 🙂
Jul 20, 2017 @ 20:14:33
😂
Jul 20, 2017 @ 21:14:55
I can’t wait for her next “adventure!” As long as it doesn’t involve a pole!
Jul 20, 2017 @ 20:17:04
No joke!!!
Jul 21, 2017 @ 03:20:49
OMG what an adorable dog!! 🙂
Jul 21, 2017 @ 06:44:33
And he dances, too!
Jul 23, 2017 @ 04:11:24
🙂 His photo still make’s me laugh, such a wicked gleam in his eye and your caption is hilarious.
Jul 23, 2017 @ 08:06:05
I thought the exact same thing about the pic when my family sent it to me. All the pics I had looked too adorable for the story, but that one had a special trouble in the look about it. 😉
Jul 23, 2017 @ 09:29:11
I know that look!
Jul 23, 2017 @ 09:33:58
Yeah yeah – I knoooow! Lol
Jul 21, 2017 @ 04:00:59
YOU need to put together a compilation of these stories and go on The Moth radio hour, Jo. This. Is. Priceless. Right up there with the little girl who asked why my dog had his ‘tube of lipstick’ out. Wait, what? Oh yeah, THAT. Hmmmm….
Jul 21, 2017 @ 06:44:15
I dread that question from my daughter. I literally though about that and prayed that my mother would not add that part to her story!!
Jul 21, 2017 @ 05:42:01
hahahahahaha 🙂
Jul 22, 2017 @ 05:50:05
LOL!!
Jul 22, 2017 @ 09:16:45
Omg hahahahaha! you got one helluva funny kid! xx
Jul 22, 2017 @ 08:19:19
She’s a mess like her mama! Gotta love it! 😉
Jul 23, 2017 @ 15:35:09
😀
Jul 25, 2017 @ 09:49:53
Giggling…just giggling.
Jul 25, 2017 @ 15:09:16
And I’m just shaking my head. No dog. No.
Jul 29, 2017 @ 01:40:53
Hahahaha so funny Jo
Jul 29, 2017 @ 07:25:55
Kids – you just gotta laugh!
Jul 29, 2017 @ 08:56:43
True that