May I Have This Dance? (NO!)


Hey sweet thang…why don’t you come over here and have a seat by me…

While hanging out at my parents’ house today, my daughter went up to my mom to tell her how amused she was with their dog.  My daughter’s exact words were,  “He’s so funny!  He hugged me around my leg, and then he started dancing up and down!”

Oh.  Em.  Gee.

And she wasn’t kidding.  Between this today and the Dominatrix Barbie avatar scene from yesterday, this kid is killing me.

30 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Jan
    Jul 20, 2017 @ 19:38:25

    You are SO funny !!! I think your daughter is ABSOLUTELY PRECIOUS !!
    Thanks for sharing, jan


  2. James J. Cudney IV
    Jul 20, 2017 @ 20:46:46

    Oh my! What is going on in the house of MoJo! Too funny. She’ll remember that in the future. Maybe the dog needs its own Dominatrix doll.


  3. mainepaperpusher
    Jul 20, 2017 @ 21:14:55

    I can’t wait for her next “adventure!” As long as it doesn’t involve a pole!


  4. Blog Andrew
    Jul 21, 2017 @ 03:20:49

    OMG what an adorable dog!! 🙂


  5. Writer Lori
    Jul 21, 2017 @ 04:00:59

    YOU need to put together a compilation of these stories and go on The Moth radio hour, Jo. This. Is. Priceless. Right up there with the little girl who asked why my dog had his ‘tube of lipstick’ out. Wait, what? Oh yeah, THAT. Hmmmm….


    • MoJo
      Jul 21, 2017 @ 06:44:15

      I dread that question from my daughter. I literally though about that and prayed that my mother would not add that part to her story!!


  6. foodzesty
    Jul 21, 2017 @ 05:42:01

    hahahahahaha 🙂


  7. wakinguponthewrongsideof50
    Jul 22, 2017 @ 05:50:05



  8. manyofus1980
    Jul 22, 2017 @ 09:16:45

    Omg hahahahaha! you got one helluva funny kid! xx


  9. magickmermaid
    Jul 23, 2017 @ 15:35:09



  10. misifusa
    Jul 25, 2017 @ 09:49:53

    Giggling…just giggling.


  11. shalini
    Jul 29, 2017 @ 01:40:53

    Hahahaha so funny Jo


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